Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
