question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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