absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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