Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
id be glad to
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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