so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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