Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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