these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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