we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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