No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
