this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
