dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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