I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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