if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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