Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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