She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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