i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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