Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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