Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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