Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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