his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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