all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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