So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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