sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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