He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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