best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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