I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
