I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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