Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
