wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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