so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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