Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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