So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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