Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
third nipple confirmed
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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