bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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