Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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