On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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