i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I came so hard my ears popped.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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