Rock
Scissors
Fuck
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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