Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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