I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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