If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
