the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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