Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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