I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just had sex bonerless
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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