would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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