it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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