Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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