Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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