This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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