redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
This baby is an asshole
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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