with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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